Plot Summary

Before leaving for his summer trip, Elye Black goes over some final details with buddy Johnny B. Handing him the keys to his apartment, Elye tells Johnny that's just about it, but Johnny has one more thing on his mind. Nicholas Ryder has a solution to both of Donte Thick's problems. He locates the documents that he's looking for, and then gets to work on Donte's nerves. And by nerves, of course, we mean his penis. When Princeton Price accidentally finds roomie Lance Ford's dildo underneath the bed, Lance is embarrassed but explains it was part of his sex life with his ex. He piques Princeton's interest when he mentions getting spit-roasted. When his probation officer shows up unannounced, David Rose has a feeling he's fucked for sure, but when Johnny Hill begins to unzip his pants, David realizes his situation is quite literal.