Plot Summary

The so-called North-South Divide has always been contentious in the UK; and nowhere is the alleged difference more acute than between those boys who hail from the soft southern counties and those who come from the grittier towns up north! Lads like Connor Levi, whose hard northern upbringing has clearly given him a longing for things that are hard in general – be it from north, south, east or west! Cue a grand selection of rampant cock from all points of the compass, all fiercely primed and ready to fuck (or be sucked) time and time again! Life north of Watford Gap looks hotter than it’s ever fucking been!