The Moof Milkers
A Live Staged Reading of Star Wars - The Force Awakens
2026-01-10 | 156 minutes
Plot Summary
With a packed house, deep-cut fandom energy, and wildly committed performances, the evening turned a familiar script into something fast, chaotic, and genuinely hilarious-a fully unhinged celebration of Star Wars on stage.
Cast
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Craig CackowskiLieutenant Mitaka/Unkar Plutt/Trooper Guard #2/Admiral Akbar/Rear Admiral Gulch
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Patrick CotnoirNarrator
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David DastmalchianKylo Ren
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Eric EdelsteinChewbacca
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Dana GouldSupreme Leader Smoke(as Dr. Z)
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Taran KillamPoe Dameron/General Hux
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Hal LublinBala-Tik/Lor San Tekka/Ello Asty/Star Destroyer Technician/Chewbacca Arms/Major Ematt/Teedo/Brance
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Vic MichaelisRey/Obi-Wan Kenobi
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Laraine NewmanMaz Kanata/Captain Pharma/Technician #1/General Statura/Dr. Kalonia/Niv Lek/Computer Voice Gil Ozeri: BB-8
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Connor RatliffRetired Filmmaker George Lucas
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Kevin SmithHan Solo
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Rich SommerLuke Skywalker/Rathtar
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Alex Song-XiaKorr Sella/Snap Wesley/First Order Officer/GA-97/Medic/Stormtrooper/Vober And/Tasu Leech
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Wil WheatonC-3P0
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Lou WilsonFN-2187/Finn
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Daphne ZunigaGeneral Leia Organa
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