Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
The Army Will Never Be The Same
2008-11-07 | 100 minutes
Plot Summary
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Cast
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Jessica SimpsonPrivate Megan Valentine
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Vivica A. FoxSergeant Louisa Morely
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Steve GuttenbergSidney Green
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Aimee GarciaPrivate Vicky Castillo
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Olesya RulinPrivate Petrovich
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Keiko AgenaPrivate Hailey Hamamori
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Jill Marie JonesPrivate Connie Johnson
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Ryan SypekSergeant Mills Evans
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Cheri OteriPrivate Jeter
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Gary GrubbsCaptain Greer
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Bryce JohnsonDerek O'Grady
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Andy MilonakisJoe Kidd
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Kurt FullerCousin Barry
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James Harlon PalmerJunior Agent (uncredited)
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