The Onion Movie
America's Finest News Source.
2008-05-31 | 80 minutes
Plot Summary
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Cast
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Len CariouNorm Archer
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Steven SeagalCock Puncher
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Larissa LaskinDana Dobbs
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Ken TakemotoSensei
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Don McManusDennis McCormick
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Michael BoltonMichael Bolton
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Ahmed AhmedAhmed
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Brendan FletcherWhite Black Guy Tim
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Daniel Dae KimIvy Leaguer
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Meredith BaxterCooking Show Chef
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Jed ReesWizard Proteus
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Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield
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Brian PowellTypical Neighbor Husband
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Scott KlaceKip Kendall
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Barbara PilavinAlzheimers Old Lady
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Sandy KenyonAlzheimers Guy in Crowd
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Orlando SealeProducer
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Erik StolhanskeProducer
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Sarah McElligottMelissa Cherry
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