Plot Summary

Cell phones are a thorn in the side of Sultan Isidor Medusa: instead of selling his extremely useful products, such as ice worm traps or all-wheel trash cans, he believes that too many people are wasting their money on telecommunication toys. That's why he fights cell phones with all means at his disposal - albeit somewhat unorthodoxly. Because, according to him, only extremely kinky sex can save humanity from cell phones.